My aunt Jorie had diarrhea yesterday and used a bunch of wadded up toilet paper to plug up the situation. Well, during the night she lost the “butt plug” as I called it. Today the cable went out and she was on the phone with AT&T. I saw the blind dog had stepped on the power strip and cut off the cable so I told her she could hang up with AT&T. She said bye to the man. I looked up and saw the huge wadded up toilet paper and hollered out, “I found your butt plug”. At that moment I heard the AT&T man say, “excuse me, I’m still on the phone”. My aunt was mortified and I heard mom howling with laughter in the next room. You just know the AT&T man was telling the “butt plug” story the rest of the day!