Cast of Characters: Tammie (my ex of 17 years); Cindy (her sister); David (Cindy’s husband)
Cindy, Tammie and David were riding on country roads drinking and Cindy and Tammie had to pee. They pulled over next to an embankment and David was the look out for cops. Tammie and Cindy squatted down and started peeing and David saw headlights and yelled, “It’s the cops”. Well, Tammie cut her pee off and pushed off on Cindy’s head which sent Cindy rolling over backwards end-over-end with pee still coming out. She landed at the bottom of the hill covered in pee and David yelled, “never mind, it was just and LTD”.